No Filter • No BS • No Shame

Fat. Magical. Loud on the Internet.

I’m not here to help you optimize your entire life or manifest a six-figure month. I’m here to say “same” when you admit you cried over your inbox or stood in the kitchen staring into the void because executive dysfunction is a bitch.

In case you somehow don't know me, I’m Megan. I’ve got enough sense to know I'm not everybody's cup of tea. (I like coffee anyway.) I built this space for the people like me who want comfort and authenticity in equal measure, especially if you’re plus sized (or formerly so), neurospicy, or just sick of the curated nonsense. I'm too tired to be anything but myself.

Megan being iconic, obviously.

Fat People Magic started as an inside joke about what I put into my food to make it taste good. After years of going through the roller coaster of weight loss and mental health, it's grown into something way more than I ever thought it could be.

It's become my public-facing reality of this life's ride. It’s funny, real, and rooted in lived experience. It also nods to the very real metabolic phenomenon where heavier people can lose weight faster due to their bodies requiring more amounts of energy to burn fat. And that’s science, not shame.

Without the community that's supported me, I wouldn't be where I am. So. Thank you for being here, honey. I'm gonna make you laugh until you cry and you might pee a little.

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