Hey y'all.

If you've seen my story, you know how I am. If I think it sucks, I'm going to say it sucks. If I like it, I'll recommend it. These are all affiliate links right here so I get a little kickback if you spend something. There's nothing on this list that I don't own and use on a regular basis. And if you're just running on impulse right now, make sure you go back and read my last blog about the add to cart rule. Don't go broke off this shit, honey. And please keep in mind that this list is random as hell.

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Bissel CleanView Swivel Rewind Vacuum Cleaner

My absolute favorite thing about this is that you step on a little button and it whips the power cord right back up into its innards. Very cool, very satisfying. Its saves my back from bending over and coiling up a cord after vacuuming all the rooms.

Get your Bissell CleanView Swivel Rewind here: https://amzn.to/468z8qg

HyperX SoloCast USB Mic
I use this mic every single day. I used it for streaming, gaming, chatting on Discord, and recording podcasts. It's plug and play with good quality at a ridiculously low price (I paid over $100 for mine when they first came out, no regrets). 

Get your mic and chat with folks online or something: https://amzn.to/4njklzg

Bedsure Fleece Bed Blankets

I know it's hot as hell right now, but I still use mine. It's not too hot in the summer and perfectly warm in the winter. I've had mine for 3 years now and it hasn't pilled at all. Still super soft as it was the day I pulled it out of the bag. I loved it so much that I've bought multiples. 

Get your summer friendly fleece blanket here: https://amzn.to/4njHem8

Cervical Neck Pillow -- But I use it differently.

I got this pillow when I was working an extremely stressful call center job. My shoulders were so tense I could hardly move my neck. Well, this pillow didn't help for my neck, BUT it is *amazing* between my knees for my sciatica. Money well spent, even if it wasn't what I thought I'd use it for. It doesn't get too hot against my skin, but I still recommend a nice pillow case on it.
Get your knee-neck pillow here: https://amzn.to/3Gd8xxG

My Jet Black Bedding Set
This is the best comforter set I've ever owned, and I've had several. I will say that unlike the fleece I listed above, it can get really warm, but that lessens so long as you use the sheets that go with it. They're super soft, but I still recommend a wash before putting them on your bed for ... well the obvious, plus softening it more. 
Get this bedding set here: https://amzn.to/4efonV0

Memory Foam Mattress Pad
When I got a hand-me-down bed from my aunt, I was so grateful. But I'm fat with a bad back so I had to put a little extra softness to it. I stacked it up like I'm the royalty in The Princess and the Pea. I have this one, a purple one, and then a mock goose down cover to keep it all in place. I was recently asked for mattress recommendations and I suggested to just stack it up with these instead for a much better price.
Get your comfy mattress pad here:https://amzn.to/3Gd8zFO

Now, let's shift gears for a minute. This next mini-list is stuff that I want, but haven't tried yet.

If you've tried any of these and they're good, shoot me a DM on Instagram or Tiktok.

Adjustable Mesh Zero Gravity Lounge Chairs

My aunt has some of these by her pool and they hold my big ass up. I don't go outside a whole lot, but when I do, there's never anywhere to sit. If I had some of these and the highest SPF known to man, I probably would go out in Satan's Asshole Summer Heat more often.
Grab yours here: https://amzn.to/4k7DCRo

Automatic Cat Shitter Cleaner
My kiddo just adopted two cats and not having to constantly clean the litter box when they're a little older would be great. I've been eyeing these for months and this is the lowest price I've seen them. They usually run over $300.
Check out these igloo-looking cat boxes here: https://amzn.to/3FTYEFf

Athletic Shorts for Men
My kid is growing like a weed and he will ONLY wear basketball shorts. I most likely will actually grab these because I cannot keep up with how tall this child is getting. If you've got a pants-averse kiddo, these might help. 
Grab your shorts here: https://amzn.to/4l8rMri

Jack Link's Gift Box

I can never get enough protein in. For those of y'all that have had weightloss surgery, you know the struggle. I've also had a pretty low appetite since getting my ADHD treated and am always looking for ways to get some calories in. Now, I know these are slightly high in fat as most jerky type things tend to be, but something is better than nothing and this is a decent deal. (Why the hell is meat in any form so high??)
Get yours here: https://amzn.to/3Gb3HRD

Cosluls Water Flosser
My kid and I are always running through floss picks. I've wanted to try one of these for a while, but the good ones always seemed pretty expensive. I don't know if the kid will use it because of sensory issues, but I definitely would. Not bad for around $20 bucks.
Get yours here: https://amzn.to/4ne2Osh

Alright, that's it y'all. Shop til your heart's content so long as it won't break the bank and you're not just scratching an itch. Don't forget the Add to Cart and Save for Later trick!

Y'all be good. Talk to 'ya.